MEN WILL ALWAYS BE MEN

If you kiss him, you are easy If you don't, you are frigid If you praise him, he thinks you are fake If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive If you don't, you are controling If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate If you don't, he thinks you're not interested If you are well dressed, he says you are vain If you don't, you are a dog If you are jealous, he say's you're possessive If you're not, then he fools around If you attempt a romance, he say's you are cheap If you don't, he thinks you are cold If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy If he is late, he says you're impatient If you visit another man, you are fooling around If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're just friends" If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy If you kiss him often, he says you're too forward If he fails to help you in crossing the street, he brings up the feminist movement If he does, he expects to be rewarded If you stare at another woman, he says you're jealous If he is stared by other men, boy, you're in big trouble.. If you talk, it's always too much If you listen, it's never enough
In short:

So complex, yet so predictable So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings) So confusing, yet so funny but most of all, So irritating, yet so irresistible

...MEN!